warumonzaemon:

expelliarmpit:

so my girlfriend has had a shiny luvdisc for the longest fucking time and no matter how hard i would try i could NEVER CATCH/BREED ONE OF MY OWN and she would always tease me about it and it drove me nuts

turns out she bred a male counterpart for her female (in a love ball no less), trained him up to level 100, nicknamed him, and sent him to me.

IF THIS ISN’T LOVE THEN WHAT IS

This is hacked. It isnt Kalos born and you cant breed down pokeballs in earlier gens. Plus Luvdisc is 80% female or something like that too…. What i’m tryna say is that that bitch lyin to you and if she lie about some pokemon who know what else she lyin bout homeboy you bettah check ya woman

(Source: zadison, via -brendagee)

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

(via parydise)

Aries Stereotypes

loveandzodiac:

1. Energetic
2. Infantile
3. Outgoing
4. Competitive
5. Sexually Excitable
6. Nervous
7. Egotistical
8. Generous
9. Superficial
10. Temperamental

beben-eleben:

28 Pictures Taken From Exactly The Right Angle

(via epic-humor)